Why stress about yourself when you could stress about others? Introducing the Stressor, a hand-held device that not only lets you stress about your future — but also the future of others!
With this device, you are now able to:
- Excessively compare yourself to all your classmates!
- Lose sleep to your crippling anxiety!
- Cry about your classmate’s grades, not just your own!
The Stressor works round the clock — from the middle of class to the middle of the night, you now have the opportunity to stress at all hours of the day.
“I’m so in love with it!” One user says. “I just didn’t know what to do in my free time before, but now I can worry whenever, wherever!”
Now sold in stores near you.
*burn-out sold separately*
