BREAKING–Bangkok is now engaged in a battle between the elements. After experiencing extreme heat indexes, earthquakes, and heavy monsoons within weeks of each other, reports have gone out that the four elements found in Avatar: The Last Airbender, can now also be found on your local weather news channel. While water has most recently been the most abundant of the elements, officials warn that the public should be on the lookout for ridiculous wind speeds that could sweep your golf cart off the road, and/or sub-freezing temperatures accompanied by snow storms. 

“It’s just so hard to plan for,” one ISB student says. “I just never know if I’ll need an umbrella or an ice pack.” 

Another student shares that after the third consecutive day of a blue light on campus, she has now entered a betting pool over whether outdoor sports will be cancelled due to a risk of getting heat stroke or getting struck by lightning.